Can you count saliva as a form of food??
We had to tear out pictures mindlessly for an art exercise on surrealism. This was my favorite photo.
Unfortunately, scanning old magazines no bueno.

This is my coworker Paul and his curiously small hamburger that came from a lunchable.
This is a five second conversation I had with him at work the other day:
Paul: "Jennifer, have you ever been in love?"
Me: "Yes, Paul."
Paul: "Isn't it tight?!?!"
Have a happy love-filled Friday!